TONGUE TWISTERS pt1 @DamnTwisters

  • I would if I could, and if I couldn’t, how could I ?You couldn’t, unless you could, could you ?
  • The crow flew over the river with a lump of raw liver.
  • Did Doug dig Dick’s garden or did Dick dig Doug’s garden ?
  • Moses supposes his toeses are roses

but Moses supposes erroneously for

nobody’s toeses are poses of roses

as Moses supposes his toeses to be

  • On mules we find two legs behind

and two we find before.

We stand behind before we find

what those behind be for.

  • Piqued by Piper’s pepper pick in pickle pots,

I peeked at Peter’s pickled pepper peck in lots,

Peaked in piles by Mrs. Piper, Pepper Potts.

  • Girl gargoyle, guy gargoyle,

Gal gargoyle, Grrr, gargoyle.

  • I thought a thought, but the thought I thought was not the thought I thought I thought.
  • Are our oars ore or are our oars oak ?
  • Three gray geese in the green grass grazing: Gray were the geese and green was the grass.
  • I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop. Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.
  • How many boards

Could the Mongols hoard

If the Mongol hoards got bored ?

  • Denise sees the fleece,

Denise sees the fleas.

At least Denise could sneeze

and feed and freeze the fleas.

  • Seth at Sainsbury’s sells thick socks.
  • You cuss, I cuss, we all cuss, for asparagus !
  • Clean clams crammed in clean cans.
  • Red lorry, yellow lorry Red lorry, yellow lorry Red lorry, yellow lorry.
  • Seven slick slimey snakes slowly sliding southward.
  • Three short sword sheaths.
  • From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.
  • Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, ’tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.
  • How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.
  • There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.
  • In Hertford, Hereford and Hampshire hurricanes hardly ever happen.
  • Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards.
  • Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
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